Entry: _____________________________________________ 10.26.2004



Chivalry doesn't necessarily have anything to do with knee length red socks

Greetings, life is um...busy. This glorious tuesday morning finds our hero sitting in the lab of western baptist college(soon to be corban college but that's a rant for another day) he is tired but feeling better after sleeping for an hour and half in the periodical room of the library. His past weekends activities included CPR class(he can save your life if you wanted him too..he thinks...) also the Chivalry dinner was a great occasion. The doves and eagles in partnership with the dreaded Aramark food services managed to put on the most awesome dinner that he has ever seen in the cafeteria. Also the lecture on Chivalry given by a Dr. Trammel is event in the continuing lives of male western students.

Another interesting and slightly scandalous part of the whole affair was that dancing some how miraculously started towards the end of the dinner.  Reports are not confirmed but some witnesses claim they saw our hero dancing with a mysterious woman in a red dress. The woman didn't get her feet stepped on too much we think.

Thats all our hero has for today. He was change back into mild mannered reporter..er...college student Jake Bullock and give up the whole knee length red sock gag. It's really about time to do your laundry Jacob......

   3 comments

LabadorMoniter
October 26, 2004   11:43 PM PDT
 
Nah. it was all a dream. Totally allegorical. you can totally tell the whole "chivalry dinner" must have been a heart-burn enacted dream. 1) Students dont dance on campus
2) Red-dress was really a reaction to heart burn from dinner.
Everyone return to your normal lives, nothing to see here, just move on now. You to Jake in the red dress.
LabadorMoniter
October 26, 2004   11:43 PM PDT
 
Nah. it was all a dream. Totally allegorical. you can totally tell the whole "chivalry dinner" must have been a heart-burn enacted dream. 1) Students dont dance on campus
2) Red-dress was really a reaction to heart burn from dinner.
Everyone return to your normal lives, nothing to see here, just move on now. You to Jake in the red dress.
Saint Obsidian
October 26, 2004   05:10 PM PDT
 
Could this mysterious woman be the long lost love of our Hero? Two hearts destined to find one another through the abyss of the world, a lonely desolate world in which our Hero strives to find meaning? Or is she in fact his twin sister, seperated at birth by the diabolical dealings of a disgruntled and megalomaniacal maternity nurse? Tune in next week to find out!

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